365 Pink Feather Boas All in a Row - Day 136 : ROAD TO EUROVISION : Phallic-Shaped Food

Yes I am preparing for the Big Eurovision weekend coming up soon!

How am I this, you ask in curiosity, demanding to know lest your inquisitive ways go cruelly unfulfilled?

Why I am eating venison and beetroot sausages (cooked by my gorgeous guy at his place for dinner) I cry, far too loudly it seems, as my neighbours ask me to shut up and keep my food preferences to myself, this being a family neighbourhood and all.

I know - I could be watching all 48 of the semi-finalists performing their soon-to-be-treasured songs on YouTube. I could making cut out cardboard herrings splattered with glitter and lurid colours to decorate my lounge room for the party. I could even be researching Norwegian first names so everyone at the party can wear name tags with their honorary names for the night. 

But I ate sausages....and by Gaga, they were delicious!! Anyway we do need to cater the party and this is an important part of the process. Now for the brandy-soaked fruit for dessert......YUM!